Did you ever want to send an email to someone without them knowing exactly who it was that sent it? Maybe a certain co-worker of yours unknowingly possesses some odoriferous quality and you would like to advise said co-worker as to where he or she may be able to purchase some soap. Perhaps there's a certain professor who mis-graded a test or paper and you wish to inform the professor of some unique hiking opportunities of which he may want to take advantage.

Has your BFF recently changed into an EX-BFF?
Have you almost given up on the cable company?
Is the feces about to make contact with the rotating air cooling device?

Let them know how you really feel!

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Date 01/16/2017
Subject Bus stop
I have been calling to get some info on a bus stop but no answer. Please return my call
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Date 01/16/2017
Subject Dolly called
Said she is pissed you chose her sister Ashley over her.

Silly, silly Madison girls
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Date 01/15/2017
Subject Library issue
FIX THE SAILOR MOON RELEASES ON ITUNES
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Date 01/15/2017
Subject TINY DICK
So Lawrence:

Did you know that Cyndi can have one orgasm after another? How could you let a wife like that go? She is so great in the sack....and always looks sooooooooo sexy! How's that fat bimbo that you're doing? Does she like that little, tiny dick of yours?

Banging Cyndi
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Date 01/14/2017
Subject Bad supervision
In haglund lab i lost my zest for research, a very partial teacher with poor management skills, n research that is not well focused, look at her social academic profile low citations for her research work cos its not original. This is the truth
She verbally haressed me..next time i well make a video n post it on social media, mcgill is losing its reputation..
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Date 01/14/2017
Subject Your writing sucks
To a person who doesn't matter,

I read your stories on Wattpad. That Harry Potter fan fiction "My Immortal" is way more entertaining than the garbage that you write. Your Wattpad account is cancer. Delete it so no more victims have to suffer.

Oh and another thing, what are you trying to be? Some hipster wannabe novelist? You like witchcraft? Are you serious? You believe in all that fantasy crap. Wake up. This is the real world.

Keep doing what you're doing if you wish to forsake God and burn in hell.
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Date 01/13/2017
Subject for Natasha
When we spoke the last time I told a lie, I'm sorry for that. I want you to know that you have a person to whom you can apply if you suddenly need anything. I will do everything for you if I could, I promise. Men come and go, maybe even husbands. I'm staying. Somebody from Phi Phi Don. You know. PS. For a long time I felt some kind of burning, now somehow it has become easier.
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Date 01/13/2017
Subject Coworker
You do realize that one of our coworker's husband is having an affair with one of your FB friends.

Our coworker is an FAE that worked down the hall from Susie before Susie was let go. Her husband is much older and he's been called out on an online forum about our company.

I'm concerned for her and don't know what to do. I'd like to reach out but don't want to intrude. I need help making a decision about this. Please meet me in the cafeteria courtyard tomorrow morning at 10:30 to chat about this.

I'm concerned but don't know if I should mind my own business.
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Date 01/12/2017
Subject r u who i think u r
if u r andrew u will know who i am my initial is T
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Date 01/12/2017
Subject teach overseas
are you llooking for an oppertunity to teach in Europ?
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Date 01/11/2017
Subject Back to the top
Hey Lindsey,
You are not listening. I know that you believe you are just wonderful and the world revolves around you. I think that your mother really fucked you up by not giving you a reliable and proper father. So you bloviate and bluster and inflate yourself.
You appear stupid and ignorant. So stupid, in fact, that you are not even capable of self awareness. Your life will continue to be hollow as long as you see the world as a function of yourself. Well raised children learn that lesson by 8 years old. You did not. Your mother fucked up. You are angry. But that is a problem with you, not the rest of the world. Look at yourself. Do you see how primitive you are? Do you see how the diversity environment has crippled you and arrested your development.
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Date 01/11/2017
Subject Your lady
Your lady has been fucking Destin for the last year. He's always at the club.

Sorry
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Date 01/11/2017
Subject GROW UP
January 9, I got a voice message from your number. The message was simply a sigh and breathing. Your voice. Was that meant to intimidate me? I was at work on lunch break and one of your buddies saw me there. I wondered why he was hanging around (reporting back to you I guess).Just like that night at the grocery store last month. You do know I have cop friends, right?

Grow up
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Date 01/10/2017
Subject House for sale
You don't buy shit you wannabe bottom feeder fucktards. What did you do, go to an Armando Montelongo seminar? Gonna put some bandit signs on telephone poles?

Fucking losers.
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Date 01/10/2017
Subject Mr. M
Hello Paul XD! Whatever happens just know its Paul's fault! I miss your phone calls. Stop by my house sometime and we can have a cup of tea. I hope to see you soon sugarcakes! Love Henrietta <3
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Date 01/10/2017
Subject You look like shit
Dear Liver Spot,
You are all talk about Jesus and sobriety, but your skin tells a different story. You're rotting from the inside out, and a tan isn't going to cover it. Do you think those spots on your skin are simply from age? You are profoundly mentally ill, and you spew your temper tantrums and denial everywhere, like morning-after alcoholic diarrhea. Please just die. You are a waste of oxygen.
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Date 01/10/2017
Subject Cyndi Loves My Load
So Lawrence.....

I didn't realize how much your wife likes taking me all the way down her throat and begging me to cum....so so so so so HOT!!!!

Banging Cyndi
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Date 01/09/2017
Subject the slacker
too much busy to show you, gathering false friends , acting the part of the poor crippled, not having the time to hate somebody .. See y soon, " Caruzèla"
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Date 01/08/2017
Subject Still being a bitch
You just don't know when to give it up do you, your not being cute or sexy your just pure internet trash that needs to be locked to the curb, I can't believe how stupid and heartless you can be, I am calling Mr.P
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Date 01/07/2017
Subject Pls forward to managing director: Feedback
To whom it may concern,

Dear Madam, dear Sir,

If you have a minute, then please check Yelp for the ratings which your bar "Off the wall" received. All between "lousy" and "horrible".
We visited this retaurant yesterday, and must confirm these ratings.
The hostess had the attitude of a DMV administrator ("Take a seat right here" - on a waiting bench, while the restaurant was empty. 2 minutes later she guided us to a table, while in the meantime she had shuffled her papers).
- menu reads interesting
- food is desastrous!!! The cauliflower was soaked in fat and hot sauce. Inedible.
The Mac & Cheese was a lump of overcooked and disintegrated pasta, soaked in tons of oil.

The restaurants in a Ski resort do play a role in the decision making. We shared this story with many friends, and they all have the same comments. "Mountain food in Heavenly and Kirkwood sucks".

Best regards
Sincerelyy,
A visitor who spent 2000 USD for 5 days skiing with a family.
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